5 sure-shot ways to KILL your X growth

Hello sexy people.

I see how NONE of you have signed up for CPP (disappointed btw), which means none of you want to fast track your X growth or make money.

Cool.

Since I want to help you in anyway I can, today, I am here to teach you how to guarantee you don’t make any money online and slow down your X growth so you can waste years of your life figuring sh*t out for yourself while your kids grow old & your face gets wrinkled.

(that’s the longest sentence I’ve EVER written btw)

So, let’s see how you can never make any money online and stall your X growth:

1) Post inconsistently.

This is pretty self-explanatory. You need to post AT LEAST 2-3 times a day if you’re a beginner.

But, if you’re waiting for a surge of inspiration to strike so you can magically start posting content that goes viral, you are NGMI.

2) Be a consumer instead of a creator

Again, self-explanatory. You are a doomscroller and you don’t like putting in the hard work of creating content. Instead, you want to be stuck on the consumer side of things.

More consumption, zero creation = a guaranteed way to NOT make it as a creator.

3) Focus on the wrong metrics

Let’s assume that you don’t do the first two things mentioned above. Instead, you are diligent and posting consistently. But, instead of focusing on profile visits and engagement ratio, you are focusing on just getting likes.

As a wise man once said: Likes ain’t cash.

So, if you don’t want to grow on X, be my guest and focus on all the wrong metrics.

4) Post low quality content

This is a by-product of the above three. If you do those, you’ll automatically become AMAZING at creating low quality content. And low quality content means nobody is going to read your shit.

This is by far the BEST way to stall your growth on X.

5) Never invest in any courses (you already seem to be good at this)

You’re a know-it-all. Your IQ is above 160 and you seem to have figured it out all by yourself so you think you don’t need to invest in any books or courses.

That’s cool.

There are tons of people like you who sit around, do nothing because they think they are smarter than everyone else. This is another banger way to stall your X growth.

But, if you are like me and are interested in making it BIG online, the doors to CPP are open for enrolment.

This is your chance to supercharge your X growth and make money FAST, IN JUST 30 DAYS.

Here are some of the things people have to say about the cohort:

Anyway, ignore this, because clearly you aren’t interested.

But if you are, here’s the link.

The seats are limited, the enrolment is closing and the prices WILL go up.

And that’s it for today.

I’ll see you next time.

Cheers.